Humorous Wedding Speech for a Groom Who has Moved Frequently :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech for a Groom Who has Moved FrequentlyFirstly, on behalf of the bride and groom, let me thank you all for attending this wedding solemnisation which Im sure you will agree has been organised magnificently well - and I bet the wedding album has better coverage than the (insert latest tablod scandal here)laughterYesterday evening I was advised of my official wedding day duties and responsibilities. I was advised that, when greeting guests, to pay special attention to unaccompanied women. Im style ahead on that one, Josephs already foundern me a list of names with photos. On the subject of guests, in the run-up to today, Joseph and Barbara had a bit of an issue with the seating room plan, because they really couldnt decide who to dumbfound where. So I offered to step in and help work something out. What we finally decided was to use the wedding gift list, and put those who bought the biggest items nearest the front, and work it back from there. So if they can hear me at the back there, thank you to Tony and Sue for the oven glove. And if you look around this room youll see there are guests here from all around the world. Joseph has made a lot of international friends, and presumably they are all now part of his pyramid scheme. zero travels as widely as this man, Paris, New York, Moscow. In fact, last Friday when I went to meet him at the airport, three planes landed and Joseph got off all of them. In the xii years weve been friends he has lived in so many places, and moved more times than everyone I know - put together. I now always give his cell phone a ring before I drop by to visit, to check that he hasnt moved again. In fact, it started to get so complicated, at one point I considered studying for a University Geography degree to keep up with him. But they cite that every busy man should behave a wife. Then he wont have to waste time in making up his own mind. Now, at some point Im supposed to say what an honour it is being Jose phs best man. And when I say best man, I really mean best man. Just have a look at table four over there and youll see there really was very little competition - that just looks like the bar scene from wizard Wars.